Dose #202: What Grüns Got Right

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The internet has been abuzz with the Gruns acquisition. Waited a bit to share my thoughts, which is more on what they did right that you should emulate more than anything else. Disciplined acquisition, solid product focus, and retail expansion.

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I've stayed quiet on the Grüns acquisition. Mostly because it felt like everyone on DTC Twitter was already saying everything there was to say.

But for my readers and listeners, I do think there are some real takeaways worth unpacking. Not as a blueprint — this is an outlier. Not everyone gets to be Amazon, and not every brand is going to exit to Unilever. Chad and his team spent years in product development, sat on boards, and entered with deep expertise and real capital. Credit where it's due.

That said, the principles behind what they built? Those apply to you.

Here's what stood out to me.

Lesson 1: They Knew Their Numbers and Didn't Flinch

Grüns operated with a clear rule: 3:1 LTV to CAC. Not revenue to CAC. Profit to CAC.

Contribution margin over the lifetime of the customer had to be at least three times the cost of acquiring that customer. And when that ratio dipped, they stopped acquiring. Full stop.

That's a discipline most brands don't have.

In a growth-at-all-costs environment, it's tempting to push spend and figure out profitability later. The problem is that complexity compounds as you scale. What feels manageable at $5M gets messy at $20M. Starting from a profitable foundation gives you options. Ignoring it gives you a bigger problem down the road.

The brands I've seen do this well obsess over their trailing 90-day LTV. They use that number to make ad spend decisions today. Instant Hydration does this. Marsmen does this. It becomes the north star for how they grow.

If you don't know your LTV to CAC ratio right now, that's the number to go find.

Takeaway: Stop optimizing for ROAS. Start measuring what a customer is actually worth over time versus what it cost to get them. That ratio tells you whether your growth is real.

Lesson 2: Product Is Still the Best Retention Strategy

Grüns entered a crowded space. AG1, Huel, and dozens of other supplement brands were already competing for the same consumer.

What they did differently was obsess over the product experience. They moved into gummies. Easy to take, good taste, no mixing required. They removed friction at the point of consumption and made the daily habit something people actually wanted to do.

I can tell within minutes of looking at a brand's retention data whether their product is working. Even brands that skip onboarding best practices, skip billing reminders, and don't do much with the unboxing experience can hold retention if the product delivers. The product carries everything.

I've been a Pretty Boy Skincare subscriber for over a year now. No onboarding experience moved me to stay. The product works. I'm a customer for as long as that stays true. Dollar Shave Club had me for years on convenience alone — until the quality slipped. Then I left and never looked back.

If your retention is struggling, the first question isn't about your cancel flow. It's about whether your product is doing what the customer actually needs it to do.

Takeaway: Look for friction points in the product experience itself. How it tastes, how it works, how easy it is to use. Small improvements here compound directly into retention and LTV.

Lesson 3: Brand Building Opens Doors Product Alone Cannot

Grüns started online and built real traction there. But what Unilever actually bought wasn't just a DTC brand with good metrics.

They bought a trusted brand with retail placement, a growing product line, and an audience that had already proven they would follow Grüns into new categories.

That's a very different asset.

When a brand earns trust at scale, it creates options. New SKUs. Retail expansion. Category extensions. The audience you build with one product becomes the launchpad for the next one. There are a thousand supplement brands out there. Most of them are stuck at one product with one channel. The ones that break through are the ones that earn enough trust to expand.

Retail still matters. It signals legitimacy and opens up a different kind of consumer relationship. And once you combine real online retention with retail placement and a product roadmap, that is the combination that starts to look interesting to strategic acquirers.

Takeaway: Think about your subscriber base as an audience you are building over time, not just customers you are retaining. That audience is an asset that can carry additional products, retail distribution, and long-term brand value.

Bottom Line

Most DTC brands are not going to exit to Unilever. That's fine.

But the principles Grüns used to get there are the same principles that build any healthy subscription business: know your numbers, obsess over product, and build brand trust that compounds over time.

Start with those three things and you're on the right track.

Until next Tuesday, that’s your Subscription Prescription. 💊

 - Matt Holman 🩺

The Subscription Doc